Well, I’m 60/40 sorry.

Call it what you want…. “a hiatus”
…some “time to think” … “a break.”

Bang Bang Canary has survived for four years and to be honest, I expected a little more payoff at this point – or at least a little more feedback.

My life has come to a crossroads and if I’m going to keep this up, then I need a more worthwhile story to share with whatever whack-a-do’s are keeping up out there.

Cheers to sticking with me for this long and to mixing it up in the future.

Cat

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Dude – remember how much you loved this song?

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♥ ♥ ♥

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The funny thing about your outfit… Tunic & Tights Edition

The funny thing about your outfit?  You’re doing it wrong.

  1. The thing you refer to as your “long tunic” doesn’t exist.
    All tunics are long, which is why using such a vague descriptor is as useful as saying the “white-vanilla ice cream,” as if there’s some non-white colored ice cream that dicks like me aren’t privy to.  If describing your clothes is so vital, then let your body parts describe length: “hip-length” or “thigh-length” tunics.  See?         ____________________________________________
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  2. Those tights you’re wearing? Yeah, they are called pantyhose, or “nylonius por legimus” if you want to get technical about it.  So if the clingy nylon tubes on your lower half are opaque, then congrats!  You have successfully opted for tights instead of pantyhose, and you know what they say – we all put our tights on the same way… by jumping in from a tall ladder.   ____________________________________________
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  3. 2+ wrongs never do make a right, do they?  (a) Your tunic needs to cover your ass.  (b) This one we went over in 09/10 when some jackhole told females that leggings and yoga pants were acceptable in public.  They still are not.  (c) Why would pantyhose and a tunic that barely covers your vajay area be an okay trend?  I don’t want to see your butt cheeks and I certainly don’t want to see your cellulite – because pantyhose won’t hide that shit like tights will, honey.  Think first, then dress.  And use a mirror.  ♥
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I’m working on an official “SOMETHING’S GIVING ME THE BLUES AND I’M GOING TO KICK ITS ASS” contingency plan.

She’s a part of it, although she’s also part of my official “I’M RUNNING UNTIL MY FEET FALL OFF AND I NEED A SOUNDTRACK” plan so… whatever floats your you-know-whats.

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The Today Show: Pairing up mismatched guests, because the cast isn’t awkward enough.

A rare happening was unearthed after 2+ years: I half-watched Today this morning, tuning in just in time for Ann Curry’s gross efficiency abuse: a dual book interview with Bill Clinton and Mindy Kaling at the same time.  <<gentlemen, start your cringines>>

I love Bill and Mindy is freaking lovely, but fuck!  Ann!  A world leader and a sassy, up-and-coming writer/actress?!  Side by side?!  Of each other?!  Whose idea was it to list Clinton’s and Kaling’s recommended books without a commercial break or at least Al Roker’s stupid ham face in between the two?  Oh my god, who is paying these morning television producers?

Both did their best to pare down the elephant of poor planning.  Clinton was his charming, intellectual self and game for anything.  From Kaling I really sensed an “I know I’m fabulous, but why the hell am I next to the President?” vibe – and rightly so.

With my rant out of the way, I really would love to read Clinton’s and Kaling’s recent publications.  I mean, I’m not a monster.  The world just has yet to meet my standards.

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